The Cartridge Family Band

Basically, we've got no stuff available at this time.

Just promises. Lots of empty promises.

In our heyday, we had high hopes and big dreams.
T-Shirts, hats, lyrics, MP3 files, pricey concert tickets,
a fan club with gorgeous adoring women, more.

FANS WE NEVER GOT, AMONG MANY OTHERS

Now actually, Eric Cartridge still has a box of T-shirts.
Deal with him directly to get one for yourself:
Yes! I Want a T-Shirt!
Yes! I Want a Fan Too! (Not available at this time.)

Like all bands, we went through our bell curve,
recorded our album, Brass Balls, and promptly dissolved.
Craig moved to Texas then Tennessee, the rest of us just moved on.
Eric, Bob and I still live in the Phoenix area.

We never agreed on releasing our album, which is a shame,
because it's great. Of all our concerns, the greatest is that we'll
get sued by all the people we make fun of and whose original
music we parody. Sure, parody is legal -- and after a $200,000
legal fight over three years you get to win. We don't want to risk it.

Isn't it ironic. We're fighting for freedom
and we're afraid to say our piece. Peace baby.

Sure, Rush Limbaugh releases cool parodies all the time.
Give us his money and resources and we will too.

That said, we've been cajoled or coerced into performing
from time to time for various familiar suspects. The audiences
must like us because we've left with our skins intact. So far.

Afraid to release our recordings (which are physical evidence),
we are still willing to play our irreverant, insensitive, demeaning, offensive,
truthful tunes live and in person for anyone who meets our high standards.
Give us a call.

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to get news of our future exploits, if any,
and other stuff you probably could live without.

Alan ".22 Caliber Short" Cartridge
Pretty Good Guitarist and Instigator

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